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Our Promethean quest for ultimate meaning has taken a giant leap towards its epic conclusion. In the latest prequel to humanity's journey to inner-space, scientists at the CERN laboratory announce that they have unlocked one of the key strands in the origin of Life, The Universe and Everything: 42 years on from its coining, the Higgs Boson particle has possibly been detected at the Large Hadron Collider. What does it all mean? How does it feel to meet our Masster? What is our destiny? Could this be the font of all wisdom? Does it anti-matter that Scientists make use of 'Comic Sans' - the font of all evil? Is anyone conCERNed about the MASS amount of Higgslarious Pun-upmanship Colliding in the twittersphere? Join Robert Foster as he takes a journalistic journey into this particular world, and manages to corner a colourful character, CERN-FI Professor Scott Ridley, who is several bottles into getting his Booze-on at the massive "Hadron Collider Higgs Boson PARTYcle" celebration.

Written & created by Giordano & Hugo; performed by Hugo.

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- BEAT: This episode contains a killer beat, "One Time", http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmPzab...
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- ARTWORK: Thanks to Zoe Tame http://visualtonic.com.au for images and for website wizardry! Thanks to Jonas Schweizer in Germany for animating the Promethean intro and glass smash (See his work: http://www.indiegogo.com/CaribbeanNew... And thanks to Joshy Anderson for the loan of the bona-fide pharmacist lab coat!

CAPTIONS created by Koolfy. Merci!

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* Obrigado ao Euclides for Portuguese (Brasileiro) translation
* Thanks to Tamara for Serbian translation
* Thanks to Jonas Maebe for Dutch translation
* Thanks to Ismael and the Three Arts for Spanish translation
* Thanks to Benjamin Bruhn for German translation
* Thanks to Julie Chatagnon for French translation
* Thanks to Petr Hudecek for Czech translation
* Thanks to Matija for Slovenian translation.
* Thanks to Marjan Rizov for the Macedonian translation
* Thanks to Prokhor Ozornin for Russian translation

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The Australien Government just released this advert about its $1b handout to Adani for his reef-killing, water-guzzling, climate-changing, ancestral land-desecrating mega coal mine - and it's surprisingly honest and informative.

☛ Stop the handouts: http://www.stopadani.com #StopAdani

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- Written by Giordano & Jake for The Juice Media
- Performed by Ellen
- Image assistance by Zoe
- Special thanks to Kajute, Adam and the JuiceMedia + StopAdani crew
- Music by Pr Music Productions: https://audiojungle.net/item/inspirin...
- Outro beat by Mozart & Eric Parsons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6JBB...

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- Spanish translation by Vitama
- French translation by Julie
- Dutch translation by Jonas Maebe
- Serbian translation by Tamara
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- Italian translation by Paola Rosà
- Portuguese translation by Vitor

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'Australia Day Yeah Cunt!' - inspired by Trey Parker and Matt Stone's anthem, 'America - Fuck Yeah!'. Lyrics by Juice Rap News. Music performed and arranged by Jonathan Dreyfus and ACunt/DCunt. Mixed and engineered by Jez Giddings and Craig Harnath at Hothouse Audio St. Kilda. Produced by Jonathan Dreyfus and Jez Giddings.

Thanks to Gavin, David, Lauren, Zoe, Simon and Jodie for being true blue whitefella barbie revellers.

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Like others that preceded us, our "civilisation" faces an Energy Crisis, one that threatens to bring an end to our brief joyride since the industrial revolution. And yet, our dirty little secret is seldom mentioned in the news, let alone connected to economic instability or to environmental effects on our planet. It falls to Robert Foster to bring this topic back into the fore of our consciousness, where he conducts an incisive analysis of the situation to see what solutions are out there to deal with peak energy. Join your ever-curious anchor as he invites a panoply of guests - the great, the good, the bizarre, and the downright trollsome - along to share their solutions to this crisis. In the end, the shift required might have to be psychological as well as technological. Enjoy the ride, fellow children of the industrial revolution.

­Written & created by Giordano Nanni & Hugo Farrant in a suburban backyard home studio in Melbourne, Australia, ­on Wurundjeri Land.

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BEAT: "Intro" by TunnA Beatz http://www.tunnabeatz.com/
Copernicus theme composed by Adrian Sergovich
Thanks to Ming Lang http://www.superawesomeparty.com for so incredible acting performance as Wai So Dim, and for again providing the voice of Tony Abbott. And to Zoë Umlaut for Virgin flight attendant support to Mr. Branson.
Animations by Rap News fx-­wizard, Jonas Schweizer - aka Kookybone
Terrence Moonseed alien weapon animation by Reuben Braithwaite
Images by Photoshop ninja Zoe Tame: http://www.visualtonic.com.au
Make­-up courtesy of Rosie Dunlop
Props to Zoë Umlaut from Umlautronics for creating props and to Gilles Gundermann for providing all of the Copernicus props.
Thanks also to: Dave Rawlinson for the many conversations about EROEI graphs, peak oil and economic recession! Tim Parish for photography and behind the scenes shootage (and for reminding us of the Elon Musk Iron Man link!), Lucy Cahill and Damian Tapley for invaluable shoot assistance.
Costumes and wigs styled and provided by the awesome people down at Rose Chong http://www.rosechong.com/
Keystone XL animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCq01...
Creative Commons attributions for sound effects: jesabat (steam), Tomlija (water gushing), Roper1911 (shipboard-railgun), Vartioh (sci-fi impacts effects)
Thanks to Koolfy from http://nurpa.be for creating the sync'd English captions for all our episodes

All acting by Hugo, Giordano & Ming
All vox (except Tony Abbott) by Hugo
Video and music editing by Giordano

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Thanks to Tamara L for the Serbian translation
Thanks to FL Bremen for the German translation
Thanks to Istvan Schmidt for the Hungarian translation
Thanks to Amit Gilutz for the Hebrew translation
Thanks to Wojtek Satoshi for the Polish Translation
Thanks to Frederik E-C for the Danish Translation
Thanks to KM for the Finnish Translation

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RAP NEWS 25: NET NEUTRALITY. Having covered conflicts in distant lands, we now turn our attention to our own native homeland, the Internet; where the battle for the hypersphere has reached new heights, as netizens take up arms against Telcoms and the FCC, to preserve the fundamental ethos that made the Internet what it is today: Net Neutrality. What is Net Neutrality, and why is it so important to the future of the Internet? Find out by joining Robert Foster as he takes a whimsical trip into the World Wide Web, with its founder Tim Berners-Lee. Let's just hope no shady mega-corporatist, elite oligarchic malefactors pop up to mess with us on the way...

Written & created by Giordano Nanni & Hugo Farrant in a suburban backyard home studio in Melbourne, Australia, on Wurundjeri Land.

Learn more about net Neutrality from these cool videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAxMy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtt2a...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp-5u...

Write to the FCC to defend net neutrality: https://dearfcc.org

☛ CREDITS:
All acting by Hugo, Giordano and Louis Gunderman.
All vox by Hugo

Beat "The Gate", by our awesome homies Dam Moroda. Check the original instrumental here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAv_5...
Written by: Mangohig/McGregor
Administered by: Universal Music Publishing Pty Ltd (used with permission)

Thanks to Louis Gunderman for coming on board again to impersonate Mark Zuckerberg
World Wide Web animations by Rap News fx-wizard, Jonas Schweizer (aka Kookybone)
Filming and video-editing assistance by Damian Tapley.
Image assistance by Photoshop ninja Zoe Tame: http://www.visualtonic.com.au
Rad props provided by Gilles Gunderman
Production assistance by Lucy Cahill.
Captions syncing by Koolfy from http://nurpa.be.
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Thanks to David Rawlinson for enlightening conversations about net neutrality.
Video and music editing by Giordano.

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